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bpi 1mr vortex snow cone 30 servings

BPI 1.M.R. Vortex

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BPI 1.M.R. Vortex

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BPI 1.M.R. Vortex: The Best Vortex You Will Ever Be Sucked Into

Having never been sucked into a vortex, we can say with all honesty that this is the best vortex you will ever be sucked into.

Or should that say "Having been sucked into every vortex imaginable"?

Regardless, this is the best vortex ever. You don’t have to be out in space, creating black holes or even know elementary grade math to know that this vortex is the best one in the universe. "Why?" you ask.

Well, normally, when you’re pulled into a vortex, you get the sensation that you are dying – not unlike when you ate that entire pack of Klondike bars after Thanksgiving dinner. But unlike a Klondike overdose, this vortex isn’t going to send you into a swirling, nauseating spiral of throwing up and wishing you were dead. No, this vortex is a good vortex. Imagine being pulled into a vortex of your favorite things in the world, and having them actually energize you instead of making you cry like a baby because you can’t have them. That’s what this is.

The BPI 1.M.R. Vortex is actually a pre-workout supplement powder that you take just before you work out. If you take it after you work out you will just want to work out again. But if you work out again after taking it after your first workout, then it is still a pre-workout supplement, so no worries. You will be following the suggestions on the box whether you want to or not.

The supplement is designed to give you maximum energy so you can work out harder, become faster, and get stronger – all while listening to Daft Punk.

Some people will eat a certain type of food before a workout in order to boost their energy. Bananas are good for those, but if you can’t stand potassium - or just think bananas are a really weird looking fruit that can double as a weapon for self-defense in case of an emergency – then you need to try this out.

To start out, blend one scoop of 1MR Vortex with a beverage of your choice. Don’t use coffee, because this stuff already has as much caffeine as two cups of coffee. It would be like putting more chocolate in a triple chocolate cake, but probably without the explosive stomach problems. We also don’t recommend you take it with food, as it may take away from the experience of being sucked into a vortex of awesomeness. You may just sink into a sandpit of interestingness instead.

Drink it 15-30 minutes before your workout. You should only start out with one scoop, and work your way up to two scoops. You should only use this on days you are going to train. Don’t take Vortex four hours before bedtime, or you will be up all night. While that sounds like fun, you have things to do the next day and you do not want to resemble the walking dead.  Suppz is the place to buy BPI 1.M.R. Vortex supplements online with the best prices and customer service on the web.



BPI 1.M.R. Vortex Nutrition Facts

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size 1 Scoop
Servings Per Container 50
 
Amount Per Serving
 
   Serving  % DV
Niacin (as Nicotinic Acid) 20 mg 100.000%
 
Full Speed Vortex Matrix (Proprietary) 1705 mg   -  
 
 
Proprietary Blends
 
Full Speed Vortex Matrix (Proprietary)
Glycerol (as glycerol monostearate) (*DV), Indigofera pulchra (aerial) (*DV), Caffeine (as caeine anhydrous) (*DV), Wheat leadwort (root) (*DV), Securinega (Securinega suffruticosa) (leaf and root) (*DV), Yohimbe (Pausinystalia yohimbe) (bark) (*DV).
 
 
*percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
 
 

Ingredients: Citric acid, natural and artificial flavors, sucralose, malic acid, acesulfame-k, silica, maltodextrin, and FD&C Red No. 40.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

Nutrition Facts are a simulation of the product's "Nutrition Label". For the actual Nutrition Label please refer to the product packaging.

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Suppz Price $24.99
Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price $59.99
  1. Good stim pre review by T on 2/23/2016
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    I really like this for a high-stim pre workout, the energy is amazing. But other than that there is not much for pump and endurance.

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